How do you get a lizard out of your house without having to touch or go very near it. Currently there is a lizard run-a-muck in my living room. It has made itself a happy home under the chair in the corner and is the color of my carpet. Quite possibly this lizard is smarter than even me as it seems to have found a way to slip into my house despite a door that sits flush with the carpet and security and insect screens on all doors and windows. It’s amazing, the locked room mystery of the lizard.

Anyway I didn’t actually bring up the lizard to profundicate on it’s brillance and mystery but as a point associated with a few other points I’d like to make which are: Animals are stalking me. More on this later, time to go pick up my better half.