Dear Japanese bathrooms,

You’re lovely and after 5 minutes in LAX I miss your cleanliness and the little boxes of clean the seat stuff. I also miss the un-questionable hygiene because while I have faith that these bathrooms are well… clean… they all seem to have suspicious marks on the seats and the floor is a mess and this does makes me wonder…. Further as I have grown accustomed to the flushing and musical jingles you make I feel a bit exposed here in the bathroom that smells like grape pez.  I look forward to seeing you soon.