Picture someone mowing your lawn.. Now is it a girl or a boy, is their shirt on or off? 50 bucks that you just pictured a guy in the summer with his shirt off. Very acceptable answer. As it is summer here and I was taking my walk around the neighborhood and heard a mower, I pictured exactly that. Until I got closer. Turns out it was a girl.
In a bikini.
A very small, teal bikini in fact.
With a straw hat on.
Pushing the lawn mower
(use your imagination, I can’t draw a lawn mower)
It seemed strange. It wasn’t overly hot and surely she felt a bit exposed in her bikini, in her front yard, like 10 feet from a major road.
I decided she must be on the prowl, waiting for mr right to come and ask if he could take over the mowing so she could continue to lay about sunbathing.